where's the salt?

I woke up this morning with our kitchen gone.

A few months ago I chanced upon a print-out of a short letter inserted between the pages of a home decorating magazine. It was from my Dear Mother addressed to the editor, requesting that our kitchen be chosen for a remodeling project that the magazine was sponsoring. Recently, the magazine staff came over and decided to renovate our small kitchen and feature it in the succeeding issue. The key here is: full sponsorship. Yea! There’s going to be a new stove, newly furbished kitchen cabinets, tiled counters, newly tiled floors, painted kitchen walls, and re-upholstered dining chairs. Cool! Tyler Florence would look good in this kitchen.

In the meantime, it’s day two of renovation and I can’t find the salt. I’m guessing it ran away with the pepper shaker.